“Hard Times” Come to California

Jeff Checks out “Hard Times Pizza”

Hard Times Farms of Walnut Grove, MN is expanding its operations to include a new venture in California. Roy Syverson, founder, director, and crisis management specialist, has been taking advantage of the hard economic times we live in. Hearing that California was experiencing a good deal of financial crisis, he thought this was the time to expand his efforts to bring “hard times” to California.

Roy Syverson, a noted crisis management specialist has been living in hard times since at least the 1960’s. He founded “Hard Times Farms” to put his unusual crisis management skills to the test. Of course, the Hard Times School of Music and the Hard Times School of Acting were added over the years. The famed Hard Times Crisis Management Seminars have also been well received in recent years. Still, no one was expecting an expansion into California. Even fewer (if that is even possible) were expecting that the new venture would be a pizza restaurant.

Nonetheless, here is the evidence that “Hard Times” have made it all the way to California:

Another distinct surprise is the Hard Times Happy Hour:

While Grandma Brann would be dusting off the prohibition songbooks if she were alive to see it, Hard Times  even has a happy hour.

So while much of the world is still reeling in economic hard times, Roy Syverson expands to take advantage of the situation to fulfill his mission to bring “hard times” to all.

[If you follow the links above you will find a few classic Pastor Jeff’s Neighborhood News stories–Neighborhood News was just another part of Pastor Jeff’s Neighborhood–the webpage)